We are gathered here at Twisted Tales to love, cherish and obey the blessed works of Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle. The church of can I get an amen is in session.
The Man Behind the Pew
The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millennium and he’s been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn’t eat deviled eggs and he doesn’t drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn’t wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. Carbuncle’s stories are channeled through a pathetic little man who has to work a respectable job during the days in order to feed the infestation of children in his house. Carbuncle is the author of Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed and the 2009 Reader’s Views Literary Awards Humorous Fiction Winner, Grundish and Askew. Carbuncle’s third novel (unnamed at the present) will be released in autumn of 2011 by Vicious Galoot Books.
Seriously, can I get an AMEN!
Want to know what I thought about GRUNDISH & ASKEW? Click on REVIEW
5-Star fictitious sickness! Love it!
About Vicious Books
SMASHED, SQUASHED, SPLATTERED, CHEWED, CHUNKED, and SPEWED
Author Lance Carbuncle
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